Thursday, December 3, 2020

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 2: His First Two Books.)

Part 1: The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 1: Introduction and the beginning of "The Best Page".)


        Maddox was already, in his eyes, a great wordsmith fighting for masculinity in an age where it was being more and more bogged down; so, in this eyes, the next best thing to do seemed to be to write a book; and that's exactly what he did. 

The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox.jpg 

        His first was called "Alphabet of Manliness", and he spent a lot of time working on it, Maddox even saying that he gained some weight because of how hard he worked on the book, and how devoted he was to working on the book. Eventually, the book did come out in summer of 2006, and it apparently did so well that it became a Number 2 New York Times Best Seller. Maddox even made a necklace out of one of his books, because the book really did that well for him. 

        With this success in mind, Maddox decided to make another book, except this time, this came from an old Blog post where he criticized children artwork (First One, Second One). He called this new book, "I am better than your kids"

        This book however, was nowhere near as successful as his last book.


        Both of these books actually have their own websites.


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