Saturday, May 1, 2021

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 5: Drama after the end)

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        Eventually, after a while, Maddox made a video stating the "Real Reasons" the Biggest Problem in the Universe Ended. If you don't want to watch the video, then here is a rundown of the reasons Maddox gave...

  • Dick was having a conversation on Reddit where he said that he was only doing the show for fans and money.
  • Dick wasn't updating some of the WordPress Plug-ins. 
  • Dick was withholding financial records from Maddox.
  • Said Pirating the bonus episodes was ok. 
  • Dick Created a rape list.
        Maddox even created a private page on his shitty blog where he put all of the bullshit information for his fans to scroll through. There's a password, but you don't need it; all you have to do is hit submit. Also quick sidenote, if you want to comment on the video, and not hve your comment censored, than you can comment on this reupload of the video I uploaded to YouTube (as well as Vimeo and BitChute). 

        Of Course, Dick soon got word of this, and he, resonably, got pretty fucking pissed that Maddox was calling him a rape apologists. Eventually, he aired out the dirty laundry on his podcast "The Dick Show" (on episode 18), saying that all of the roomers were false, and even explained the REAL reason why MADDOX ended the Biggest Problem in the Universe. What happened was on November 1st of 2015, nicknamed "The Red Wedding" by Dick's fans (a wedding Dick and Maddox attended), Dick went home with a woman known as 80's Girl, who Maddox used to date. Maddox got jealous of this, and tried to get more info on what was going on between Dick and 80's Girl. So, Maddox blew up Dick's phone with texts asking him if he slept with 80's Girl. Dick said no, but in reality, he been both dating and sleeping with 80's Girl for almost a year at that point. The result of this was that all of Dick's former friends started to tried to get him off of patreon, got him kicked of of a ucb comedy tradition, and they even tried to harass his family. And from there, the story is internet history...

        What would soon happen after that can only be described as one of the greatest (or gayest, depending on where you stand) slapfights in the history of the internet history. People started questioning what Maddox believed in, Maddox's fans started dropping like flies, his associates (most notably Sean and Asterios) also started leaving. People also decided to go threw the financial records of TBPitU, and they found out that Dick wasn't stealing any money, and that Maddox owed Dick 5.5K Dollars. Maddox also trademarked TBPitU under his name alone, ILLEGALLY, and also threatened to blacklist people form his shit show if they appeared on Dick's less shitty show. One of these incidences was with a woman who used to work on the Biggest Problem in the Universe, who was staying with Maddox at the time. And, when Maddox found out this woman would be on the dick show, he kicked here out of his house. Now wanting this woman to be left on the streets of Los Angeles all alone, Dick invited the woman to stay at his place, and, while she was there, she told Dick that Maddox had been concocting up a plan to get dick arrested by giving false tips to the LAPD that Dick had coke in his house. 

        He also got Dick blocked off twitter, and later, unsuccessfully, tried to get Dick banned off patreon by accusing him of doxing him. Later, when Asterios Kokkinos would leave his sorry ass too, Maddox would respond to this by spreading roomers about him too. On top of this Maddox also got his psycho girlfriend, Metal Jess, to get in on these retarded schemes too. When Metal Jess got involed, she decided to try to call ALL the schools in the School District Dick's Girlfriend 80's Girl, worked at to try to get her fired. 80's Girl later tried to get a restraining order against Metal Jess, and Maddox showed up, dressed in all Black, and even brought evidence to the trail. That evidence, however, just truned out to be screenshots of mean tweets. 

        While all of this was going on, dick was just doing petty shit to get back at Maddox like registering the copyright to his book and redirecting some scam site domain to Maddox's site. However there were two big ones that stood out during this era. During this time, Dick got a friend named Maxwell Kimball to do an impersination of Maddox, whom he called "Madcucks". This Madcucks guy got so popular that he eventually was making more money on patreon. The crown Jewel of all of this is when "Cuckmas Carols" came out. So, Maddox tried to apparently tried to "gain the system" on Itunes by uploading cut up clips of a bonus episode he made, and then tried to sell it as a legit album. It then reached #4 on the Itunes comedy billboard,  but most of the albums were old anyway, and Maddox didn't specifically say it was the Itunes comedy chart. To get back at this, Asterios created an album called "Cuckmas Carols" filled with shitty songs about Maddox being a cuck, and the dick show fans were obsessed enough to prople this song to bring this song to the #1 spot on Itunes for days, and now there's a copy of this shitty revenge album in the library of congress. Madcucks later did the same thing with similar results. Other drama included the candid shilling and the "wat3rgate" as the Dicktards call it, but those aren't as important.

        ...and you'd think there would be no wat for maddox to top this; there would be now way to top threatening to dox someone after crying that's what dick did, and having a fucking Library of Congress album make fun of you for being a cuck; but, eventually, maddox out tdid himself so much, that even his most loyal fans would soon leave him after this...

        ...the one, the only, Dick v Maddox Lolsuit.


>>>>>>>TO BE CONTINUED

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