I HAVE AN DREAM!!!!!

        Ok, so we ALL KNOW Chris-chan fucked his mom, and is gonna get life in prison for what he did. However. Chris is Chris; he will not want to face the consequences of his actions, and will instead look for the quickest way out off punishment; in this scenario there is only one option chris will take...

Suicide.

        So, this is my plan; if and when he does kill himself; I want a YTMND to be made with a bunch or rapidly dancing anime girls and cats dancing around a golden Ipod with his name on it, while Andrew W K's party hard plays in the background. I want it to SPREAD ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING EVERYWHERE.