A special message for the Zaegster

WELCOME BACK ZAIGER!!!!!

We're all glad your back and off the smack. So, incase you weren't paying attention, here is how things have been going for us here at ED...

After you got kicked off, Seebeen took over, and then left for no reason. Then that one psycho Conrad took over. He would get into a car crash or something, but he would come back. Then he got arrested in 2020 of last year. Then Aediot took over...

Aediot actually had a history of being a faggot on EDF (he was that paperclip guy who posted shirtless pics of himself on ED) and he came back with your old girlfriend, Adezero. They would later break up, and Ade would later fuck the Gunt. Anyway, Aediot could not run a wiki if his life depended on it, and the site crashed many, many times. Eventually, wil found out that Aediot was trying to sell the site, and we moved from .wiki to .online.

Eventually, we found out even more shit about Jacob (Aediot) like...

>He has his own fantasy land called "Midnight City" where he is king, and has a magical 5 year old "girl" (probably a dickloli) as his side kick.

>He was "raped" as a kid and can't control his own bowel movements, so he just shoves napkins into his Brown Eye of Sauron. These would frequently fall out when Ade mustered up the courage to fuck this thing.

> He can't drive, and had a 16yo boy (known as ashinine here) do his driving. He also SHOWERED WITH THAT BOY AND WOULDN'T DO IT UNLESS ASHY WENT IN THE SHOWER WITH HIM!!!!11

So yeah; Aediot is out, and here are some other things you should know...

>OtterWhiskers is gone; dick picks got dropped.

> That nigger_pussy guy with the huge nipples just got arrested back in feb for child molestation.

>Ade left after Assnapkins the Hutt leaked shit she didn't want leaked.

Anyway; that's just a brief summarization of what I feel you should know. :)

Welcome back zaigy; hope you don't fuck up nothing anymore.

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 6: THE LOLSUIT!!!)

        

        With all of Maddox's plans going awry, and his fans leaving him, you think he would just keep making his podcast and updating his blog instead of going after Dick, who's show would be the same quality as Maddox's, only if Maddox himself didn't give him weeks of material to go off of. However, this message never really got threw to Maddox, as he would soon make the dumbest move in the already retarded slapfight he and dick were in: he filed a lawsuit against Dick, for 360 Million Dollars. 

        And this, all because he couldn't handle being made fun of by a guy who would've been completely and totally irrelevant, if it weren't for the podcast that he, Maddox, created. However, it wasn't just Dick that Maddox was suing. Maddox was suing Dick Masterson's company Foundation Digital, Asterios Kokkinos and his company Weber Shandwick, and the head of Patreon. Besides utter and complete butthurt over Dick fucking his Girlfriend from all those years ago, Maddox also pulls a bunch of other excuses out of his ass, all because he's utterly and completely butthurt over Dick fucking his Girlfriend from all those years ago. 

        He insinuate dick in crimes, he didn't do, demands that Weber Shandwick destroy all of thier computers because Asterios apparently tried to troll him from those computers, sewed ED and Kiwifarms for no goddamn reason, claimed the whole incident gave him PTSD, and even called himself retarded. My description of this lawsuit cannot serve it justice, so here's a PDF of the lawsuit. But, alas, Maddox lost in the end, and with him his mental sanity was thrown into the gutter too. With something to now boost his ego with now, Dick now went back to his life, and maddox never got over it...

        But that's not the end of maddox's autistic story.