Really 2022 was a crazy year if you really stepped back to take look at it...
The Honkening
A bunch of canuck truckers got pissed of their libtard commie government wanted them not to die, so they went ahead and inconvenienced the shit out of everyone for weeks on end. Honeslty, this just shows how Canadians are shit at protesting, and can't do it without inconveniencing their fellow man. We as American's would've just held up signs or stormed the capital, but we at least have the decency to not fuck up the lives of our fellow citizens, who of course gotta work their 9-5. And talk about accomplishments; these fuckin faggots didn't get jack or shit done in the country. Trudeau just signed a bill, and those bicthes stopped their honking; no counter protest or nothin, just "well, Jewdeau told us to shut up, now let's follow the rules." Really, they should've just went to Epoch or got a lobby.
RUSSIA VS ULRAINE!!!!!11
Well, this shit's been going on for a while, but back in February shit really popped of when Vlad Putin decided just to full on invade Ukraine. What he want's, I have no fucking Idea. Russia is already a million miles long, so really he just want's to fuck nato or something. Thousands of people have died already in this shitty pointless war, and who really fuckin knows when this shit is gonna end. Some say Putin is losing, some say the Ukes are losing; i don't really know or give a fuck much about this shit, but I know shit's not gonna get better anytime soon. I'll try to keep shit this year, if shit's still poppin off,
Crimo, Grendon, and Ramos
Just like every year, we got some damn shooters, and this is the batch satan cooked up this year. Apparently lucifer left them on the back burner for too long, cause we got a tranny, a furfag, and a soundcloud rapper that all went postal this year, all of whom did it for their own retarded reasons. One did it to live up to his "Hero" Tarrant, one did it because he had a dick and wished he was a girl, and the other did it cuase he wasn't getting any pussy off being a soundcloud faggot. All of them are gay, no one cares, moving on...
Monkeypox
This was a bit weird. It had a bit of a surge with people saying it was gonna be the next wuhan, but it died down pretty fast, and is now really only a thing in africa and gay communities. Nothing much to see here.
Johnny Depp VS Amber Heard
Too Celebs got divorced and the media swooped in on this story cause it was interesting or some shit. I don't care because I'm not a faggot.
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
This was very out of nowhere, and really the motives are unknown. Why the assassin did what he did is not fully known, but japs are all crazy sociopaths, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that this man just shot the president for some gay reason.
Queen Elizabeth Dies
After about 70 years of her being the queen, she finally keels over, and the whole world was in morning for a week. It was fuckin BS that we had to put our flags down for that shit, but that's what we had to do I guess. A new queen just took over, and that was the end of that. No one really cared that much
Elon Musk Buys Twitter
It was fun while it lasted even though elon was the same kinda fag that the rest of them in the famous land were, but at least I could say "nigger" for a while. It was a fun mask for elon to put on for a while, before everyone quickly turned on him for not being able to run the site. AND THEN HE GAVE UP CONTROL, bacause he's an egotistical peice of shit who thinks billions of dollars is just fucking nothing to him.
Kanye vs DA J000Z
So in Kanye's desperate attempt for more attention, he ends up saying he's gonna go apeshit on the very people who have made him so famous. And just like that all his money is gone, he's the face of neo-naziism in Amerikkka, and he's fuckin Milo Yainopoulos and Nick Fuentes in his new gay nazi bunker. He also went on a bunch of shows and explained all his gay shit, and started a few memes while he was at it. Really, this whole shit is gay and it really just a gay meme that'll get old once 2024 roles around.
The World Cup 2022 & The Olympics
To international for me to give a shit; moving on...
Sam Bankman FTX Scandal
So yeah, this insane jew just stole a bunch of crypto money, and then did a Hitler and went down to Argentina to escape prosecution. Eventually he got to lazy and he took a trip to the bahamas and the feds caught him. All this does is confirm that crypto is fake and gay and proves how easy it is to hijack that shit.
Pope Benny Dies
yeah he was fuckin old...
That's pretty much all the important shit that happened this year. As for the future of this blog, i''ll try to update this place more, but yeah, as you can see I'm lazier than a fuckin nigger on welfare, so IDK when the next blog will be
Happy 2023 anyway, and I hope you all have a safe new year.
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