The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 3: 2006-2014 era Best Page)

Part 1: The Beginning of a Titan.

Part 2: His First 2 Books.

        

    After Maddox made his critically acclaimed masterpiece (Alphabet of manliness), he went on to do a lot of other stuff with his time, like update his blog, but only for a while, because of an unknown reason. Some say it was so he could make his YouTube Channel or start his YouTube Show; while both options seem ridiculous, the latter seems makes more sense. 

        But anyway, during the 2006-2009 era of the Best Page in the Universe, Maddox released some quality content on his sight. Here are jsut a few examples of some of his quality content...

• Wrote an article effectively calling 911 Conspiracy Theorists Retards.
• Two Articles going after Apple: the First one on Mac Users, the Second one on the Iphone.
• Wrote a Pedo Spotting Article.
• Wrote an Article about how Puns are Stupid. 
• Wrote an article about Swine Flu, which he would later reference for the Covid 19 pandemic; once when he just lazily slapped an article together, and again to advertise a video he made (which I will come back to later).
• Made a mock Conspiracy about the Titanic for April Fools day.

         Unfortunately, as time went on, Maddox started to loose some of his relevance. He was still writing articles, made his own brand of hot sauce (srsly), and even starred in a SpikeTV movie called Ooga Booga. Even when all this was happening, he wasn't as internet relevant as he was years and years ago. However, that would soon change with the release of a new podcast that he and some buddies of him made...

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

World Wide Web Wyyzrd's NFL Championship prediction.

         The NFL Playoffs are here; 14 teams all fighting for the chance to hoist the Lombardi over their shoulders. It may be a little bit different with the commievirus, but it's still foot ball. So, Who are the 14 Teams that will fight for Lombardi.

Here's my take on this, I think that the teams that will make it to the AFC Championship will be The Chiefs and the Bills, ant the teams in the NFC Championship will be the Packers and Saints. The Steelers seem weak, and I don't think that they have the power to make it to the Championship & The Bucs just seem too over reliant on Brady and Gronk.

That's my 2 cents on this whole thing. 

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 2: His First Two Books.)

Part 1: The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 1: Introduction and the beginning of "The Best Page".)

        Maddox was already, in his eyes, a great wordsmith fighting for masculinity in an age where it was being more and more bogged down; so, in this eyes, the next best thing to do seemed to be to write a book; and that's exactly what he did. 

 

        His first was called "Alphabet of Manliness", and he spent a lot of time working on it, Maddox even saying that he gained some weight because of how hard he worked on the book, and how devoted he was to working on the book. Eventually, the book did come out in summer of 2006, and it apparently did so well that it became a Number 2 New York Times Best Seller. Maddox even made a necklace out of one of his books, because the book really did that well for him. 

        With this success in mind, Maddox decided to make another book, except this time, this came from an old Blog post where he criticized children artwork (First One, Second One). He called this new book, "I am better than your kids"

        This book however, was nowhere near as successful as his last book.

        Both of these books actually have their own websites.

• Alphabet of Manliness Website
• I Am Better Than Your Kids Website

Updates: Happy Thanksgiving

         First of, a Belated Happy Thanksgiving to my friends in America. Second, I'm gonna try to get parts 2 part of the Maddox Blogumentary out by the end of November, and the entire Maddox Blogumentary out by December 23. I just hope I don't procrastinate on this like it did for the last 3-4 months. Third, I'm planning something special for when Encyclopedia Dramatica comes back up. As you all know, the Golden Ipod is a very special award that is given out to people who have killed themselves in lulzy ways. Well, I was thinking that I could do a twitter poll, where I pick out the 4 best nominees, and attach a blog explaining why they are being elected for this prestigious and lulzy position.

        That's it for updates. Once again I promise I will get part 2 of the Maddox Blogumentary out by before November.

No, this blog isn't dead.

        Yep, my Blog's not dead. Y'all may've thought that I was just using this blog as a 1up on my internet career, but nope; it's still alive,and I've got a lot planned for this blog. I'm gonna finish up that Maddox Series I was doing, and I'm gonna talk about other stuff  like...

• Football.
• My Retarded Political Opinions (maybe if I give enough of a shit about them).
• Technology.
• The Internet.
• And much more.

        Anyway, that's pretty much it. I promise I won't float away from here and forget to update it, because this time people will actually read my blog.

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 1: Introduction and the beginning of "The Best Page".)

 

        The Early Days of the Internet were some of the best times for content creators. People could make any website they wanted, and they could do it for fun or because they had a business to run. Some people would create a website that would be just for fun, but that website would quickly spiral into a massive internet business. Some would get famous from their sites, and then they would spiral that fame into other aspects of an internet career. Then theirs Maddox; he started his own website, and then he used that fame to get a TV show, and a podcast. However, he would then be revealed to be a massive lolcow, and he would inevitably start his downward spiral into insanity as he became a shell of what he once was.

        George "Maddox" Ouzounian is an Armenian-American Comedian who is known for the site "The Best Page in the Universe", who is from Salt Lake City, in Utah. Before that, he tried to get a degree in math at Utah Valley University in Orem, but he failed the practice exam 3 FUCKING TIMES, so he just decided to give up and work in telemarketing. He soon then quit that job, so he could create his own website. And this is where the magic Began. 

        The Best Page in the Universe was created as a satirical, presumably, sometime around mid-1996, and the first article for The Best Page was created on August 12, 1996. In most of his articles he takes on this persona of being this self aggrandized, egotistical jerk-off who you would want to punch in the face if you met in real life. This persona is put on full display in most of his articles, and is most present in one of his oldest remaining articles, I rULe. In this article he established his persona, as a manly pirate man, and a robot. However, only one of these personas would stay, and that would be the pirate one. A Couple of other things that would establish Maddox's Character would be his rants on how he hates kids, Hippies, Feminists (or Feminazis as he would call them), and The Movie Titanic, and how he loves stuff like Beef Jerky and Tabasco (I'm more of a Cholula guy to be honest).

        Diving deeper into Maddox's hatred of Feminism will have you find out that he has written multiple articles on the topic. In this article titled "The Feminist Agenda", he complains about how much feminist complain, calls them fascists, and tries to disprove the wage gap. In another article written almost a month earlier, he bitches about the amount of tampon and period pad ads on TV. He would then write another article on feminists repeating most of the points he maid before. All the way up until the mid 2000's he kept bitching about feminism in his blogs, and I'm pretty sure it was because he was a virgin with rage. However, he didn't just make stuff out of pure virgin rage, sometimes he was actually right about stuff. When the whole Y2K think happened, he didn't buy it, and so he decided to write an article about it. His argument for Y2K not happening was mainly based of of the banks and how they were calculating for next year already. 

        Sooner or later the 2000 presidential election happened, and that sparked of another key characteristic of "The Best Page" in the late 2000's: Maddox's hatred of George W. Bush. To be fair to Maddox, if Gore was elected, I have no doubt that he would've made articles criticizing Gore, especially seeing as how he has written articles against Environmental Conservation and Groups like Greenpeace, and he'd already written an article criticizing both during the election. However, since Bush was the one who got elected, he was the one who got shitcanned. His first about bush was made in 2003, and was called "Bush: Making Political Satire Obsolete Since 2000". In the article he criticizes bush for his policies, but other than that he also takes low jabs at how he talks slow and how he's considered stupid bu most people. He also wrote an article called "Who Would Make a Better President: Bush or a Box of Tic-Tacs? An Objective Analysis". In this gigantic anti bush circle jerk, Maddox, obviously, give the Tic-Tacs the win in the contest and so did his audience. He held a poll on who was the better president, and while Bush got 30% of the vote, the other 70% belonged to the Tic-Tacs. If you're wondering why I'm bringing this up, this will also be important for the future.

        However, the defining moment of Maddox's Pre-2006 Era was wen he presented crappy children's artwork in his article "I am better than your kids." This is what truly launched Maddox into internet popularity. In this article, he presented children's art work he though was crappy, and criticized it harshly. This article currently as of September 8th, 2020, sits at 9,121,519 views. This article was so popular, he actually made a second article called "More Crappy Children's Artwork.", and that article got 8,511,154 views which is almost as much as the first one.

        With all this Internet fame, you'd've thought Maddox was content with just being another internet celebrity; you would be wrong. Maddox had greater ambitions than just being another internet blogger, he also wanted to become an author.

TO BE CONTINUED>>>

Update: Maddox Article, Other articles, etc.

        Hi there, just a few quick announcements I feel like I have to make. 

        First, I'm sorry that I couldn't get the Maddox Article out on time, and I promise it will be out by Midnight of labor day (so on 12:00 AM, September 7th). School has been making it hard to put these out, but I promise I will find the time. Also, I know this I'm being a shill, but please subscribe to my YouTube and BitChute. Those are the only Two video Platforms I have right now, and I will soon be adding Vimeo and Vidlii to that list. I don't have any social media, but I do post on my discussion tab on YouTube, so look out for that. I'm also Trying to update my Blogger so that people can see my followers. I want people to know how many followers I have and I want to make sure they're real.

        That's about it though. I promise I will have all of the articles up by the end of the Weekend. And please don't forget to share this with people please.

Major Update!!!!!

         I have a special announcement to make, in Friday the 29th I will be starting my Blog series on Maddox. I don't know how many parts it will be but I know that it will be good. I will cover everything in Maddox's internet career, from the beginnings of his website, to his books, to his hatred of George W Bush, to the Podcast, and etc, etc.

    I will post my first article this weekend, so get your soup, get your corespondents, get a bottle of hot sauce, and get ready for me to dive deep in this documentary about an "internet comedian".

  

BTW: This is actually the picture that shows up if you go to his Wikipedia page.

I am Sick and Tired of all this Political Bullshit.

         During these past 5 years, peoples views have become more polarizing than ever, and the start of this toxic explosion, started with the 2016 election. It turned people against each other, and it was all because of the fucking media over-dramatizing everything. Now, in 2020, all that pent up anger is being released like a clogged up fire hose, and oh boy is it terrible. Let's start with the Democrats.

        The Democratic Party is becoming more and more radicalized thanks to a bunch of crazy retards who have no idea what they are doing. They have some good Ideas, like Free College and Free Medicare, but they have no intent of wanting to discuss their plan's, because they haven't thought any of this through. They also are supporting the radicals who want to defund the police, which is a dangerous idea, because most of these radicals live in large cities where crime is already really bad, not to mention that murder rate is also up about 16% in America's 25 largest cities. They even proved this in CHAZ, where there were 1216 homicides in it's short existence. Just because one guy died, doesn't justify massive amounts of violence. What's worse is that Joe Biden seems to be embracing these people, forgetting that he was more sensible over a year ago, and has elected Kamala Harris to be his care taker if he gets elected in 2020

        Don't think the Republicans are free from my scorn either. The fact that they are so extreme about abortion makes me think they want to live in the 1800's. It seems that they are trying to go more radical, to attract edgy libertarians who don't know what they want. There trying to ban abortion (instead of telling guys to were condoms) even in really shitty cases, there trying to ban weed because of religious superstition, there trying to do there own shitty health care thing because of what the democrats are proposing, there trying to demonize immigration for some fucking reason. Not only that but the fact that they keep brain washing their supporters into voting for Donald Trump is absurd. Donald Trump is not a grass roots candidate, Donald Trump is a Billionaire who has had multiple businesses fail on him, has never succeeded in winning the election before 2016, doesn't have any real political views, and barely knows what he's talking about. However, this doesn't stop the Republicans because they keep promoting him.

        What's worse than all this is the media. Reputable sources like PBS and NPR have been abandoned for sources like NBC and Fox News. Fox News has done nothing but pretend that Biden has no chance with older voters, and pretend Trump is the third coming of Christ, while MSNBC kisses Deflects on Trump, and hopes to god Biden wins, because they really wanted Bernie, but he retired so Biden's the only option left.

        What's even worse is that most people are too far away to pull back the curtain and see the reality right in front of them. Washington doesn't care who wins, as long as they keep pumping money in they will keep making their own decisions. It doesn't matter which side want's the electoral college abolished, or which side complains the loudest; Washington will do whatever it want's because it is the biggest, nastiest, most disgusting swamp in the entire world. 

        I don't really have a conclusion for this article, so I'm just gonna leave you with this picture that was made by David Dees, who was a crazy Conspiracy Theorist, and was indecisive when it came to Trump, but I feel like this is one of his good works, and one that represents the Republicans and Democrats all too well.

UrinatingTree: The Man Who Pulled a 180 on his Career, and Lives to Tell the Tale.

         If you follow sports on YouTube, especially in the past 5 years, then the name UrinatingTree should be familiar to you. His Channel is mainly focused around sports, although that's not how his channel has always been. He did eventually become one of the most popular sports Channels on YouTube, but that's not where he started out. He first started of as a simple video game reviewer.

        His first review was of the game Superman 64, which multiple reviewers have already reviewed by then. He would then upload another review, and that's it. There are only two game reviews because because he deleted the rest of his reviews. However, people have managed to reupload some of his old videos, like this guy who reuploaded his review of Shaq Fu. He eventually took a three year hiatus, and came back with this video about the mainstream media. Eventually, on November 30 2016, UTree uploaded the video that would set the pat of his YouTube career forever, the video he made on the Cleveland Browns. That video would skyrocket his popularity, and set him up to be the angry sports guy of YouTube. Eventually, after making a couple more videos talking about video games, and one about the election, UTree made another sports video about the Jacksonville Jaguars. 

        He used this video to wriggle his way out of the gaming community, and it seems to have worked. For the next year and a half he would talk almost entirely about sports, except for one satirical video he made about Venezuela. He would however make a video where he fully disavowed himself from the gaming community, which I consider one of, if not the, best non-sports videos he has ever made. On top of all of UTree's own videos, he also is a co-host of an internet sports show called "The Dumpster Fire", and along with the host, FivePoint Vids, where they talk about sports in a more in-depth manner than on there own channels. 

        So, in conclusion, UrinatingTree serves as an amazing inspiration to those who want to change what their doing on YouTube, or any part of the internet. A man who was once just another game reviewer, and shitposter, became one of the most succesful sports YouTubers on YouTube. He found a way to wriggle out of the Video Game Reviewing Community, and once he got out, he never went back. He now has nearly 380K subs, and has earned his place amungst the Sports Community of the internet. As a fan of his, I hope he gets 400k subs by the end of this year, and I hope he finds success in what he does for years to come. 

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        Sorry I have to do this, but I just want to plug my YouTube and Patreon. Just feel like I need to do that, sorry

Major Announcement: I Have a Patreon.

        To the 4 or 5 of you who read my blog consistently, I have a question. Have you ever thought of donating money to me? Does the way I worded that sound shitty and e-beggy? If so, I'm sorry, but I don't really know how else to explain it. I got a Patreon now. Although I do genuinely enjoy doing this, it's hard for me to find work at the moment because of Rona, so if you do enjoy my blogs, then you can donate to my Patreon if you want to. If you want updates on my blogs, please sub to my YouTube channel.

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Ben Shapiro: A Meme Machine, but in an incredibly sad way.

        Ben Shapiro, a name that has become very well known in the political sphere. He has been most known for his work at Brietbart, newsweek, and the Daily Wire, as well as his podcast "The Ben Shapiro Show", and on top of all that, he has written 23 books. However, he seems to have a lack of respect in his own political community why, well there are many reasons for that.

His Status as a Meme Master

        If you've been on the internet at all in the past 5 years, then you've probably seen all those memes of Ben Shapiro, and how he destroys a bunch of libtard snowflakes with facts and logic, and that's it. Those are his only fans. A bunch of retarded libertarians, who support Ben Shapiro just to be edgy. Everyone else thinks he's too emberrasing to be a real politician. 

He can't debate

        After seeing his debates, I can infer one thing: Ben Shapiro targets liberal college students because they don't even know how to debate. When anyone else who actually knows how to debate actually tries to debate Shapiro, he completely shuts down, in a way that is worse then a college student; and when he does so, he ends up calling everyone a bunch of names. For example: Antisemite or Democrat. I can't imagine anyone from the Republican Party actually taking Ben Shapiro seriously after that BBC debate.

He is has a fake persona of being so smart

        A Ben Shapiro isn't smart, he's just a fast talking weirdo, who sounds like he's near autistic. And when ever you try to challenge this, his retarded fans will call you libtards.

His feuds with other Republicans

        Ben Shapiro has not only feuded with college students, but he also has feuded with other Republicans. The most famous feud is the one he had with Alex Jones. Where he kept calling him a kook and a fringe-fellow, which wouldn't offend anyone who isn't from the 1800's, and Alex Jones kept responding to him, making him look like a complete asshole.

       In Conclusion, with the consideration of all these factors, these are the reasons most republicans hate Ben Shapiro. He can't debate, he has a persona of a meme master, he thinks he's smarter than he really is, and he feuds with other republicans. So, at this point, if your as Republican, and you take Ben Shapiro seriously, your probably not a Republican.

Major Update, and a Couple of Minor Ones.

        So, a lot of stuff is happening, right now. Sorry if I am not the best with words, I'm writing this at 3:30 in the morning. Anyway, the major announcement. I have is that I have created a second channel. The Second Channel is called "Web Wyyzrd Archive Channel." On this Channel, I will re-upload things I find on BitChute or Vimeo, as well as my re-uploaded video of the Maddox "Why BPitU ended" video if it does get deleted.

        The rest of my announcements are just about my blogs. I promise that I will have the Ben Shapiro article up in the next 48 Hours or less, and I promise that I will write the Maddox article after that. However, due to timing, I don't know if the Maddox Article or the ASDF article will come first. I will warn you the Maddox one is going to be very long, so that'll take a while.

        That's it for announcements.

Links
Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1M0-9KbeQ3rWPMf3tBsbVQ?view_as=subscriber
Second Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrCFjcQl3tvcJYH4ncqXeTw?view_as=subscriber

Cyriak: The British Animator Legend.

        The Weird Side of the Internet is a strange and mysterious thing. It contains many different, strange things that many people have to go out of their way to search for. However, some people have managed to start of on the Weird Side of the Internet, and overtime they manage to get real success. The pinnacle of this success is represented by a man named Cyriak Harris; a man who's work I have admired since 2017 when I was in Middle School

        Cyriak First started off as a Gif maker, who posted his Gifs to the Website, B3ta. If you don't know, B3ta is a Forum website, similar to sites like Something Awful, 4chan, YTMND, and Reddit; the only difference is that it's primarily British. He started posting Gifs, around 2003/2004, and they gained traction among the viewing populous. His style was unique and interesting, and it captivated the British audiences who saw it. It may seem outdated to day, but I think most of those Gifs are still very Impressive, even in 2020. Eventually, he created his YouTube Channel on March 29, 2006, and he would upload a test video around 2 months later. Eventually, on July 3, 2006, he released his debut video, Beastenders, to the public. It was massive hit, and it still is popular with people today.

        The video was, and still is, very popular, and it gained a lot of views really fast. To this day the video sits at around 5.58 Million views, and is in his top 20 most popular videos. He would then make a follow up to that video called Deadenders; however, that didn't get any where near the the success Beastenders did (Deadenders as of today, 7/30/20, sits at a mere 636k views). 

        Eventually, 2009-2012, rolled around rolled around, and that was a great year for Cyriak. He released some huge viral hits, and established himself as a major YouTuber. Meow, Kitty City, Meow Mix, Baaa, and Cows and Cows and Cows, all went viral, and have millions upon millions of views. Cyriak's most popular video changed around from time to time, but currently it's "Walks of Life", another video from his golden years.

        As time went on, Cyriak became more and more of a big YouTuber, still garnering millions of views, and gaining some famous YouTubers as Subs. Then on March 2, 2018, Cyriak hit 1 Million Subscribers on YouTube. after about a decade of hard internet labor, Cyriak got the 1 million subs he deserves. He even released a celebratory video about it. However, that's not all; because after that he released a video, announcing that he's writing a book. The Book is called "Horse Destroy's the Universe", and I remember seeing it the week the trailer came out, and I was very excited. After a while though, I got tired of the wait, and gave up on waiting on it. Then, on the 29th of August, when I was beginning my sophomore year of high-school, he finally released the book. I am ashamed to admit I haven't read the book yet, but with Rona going on around the world, it would be a great time to read it.

        So, in conclusion, Cyriak is a perfect example of someone from the weird side of the Internet, sprouting up, and becoming a Massive Internet Celebrity. He went from a small Photoshopper on B3ta, to a small YouTuber, to a Massive Celebrity with over 1 Million Subscribers, and a book to his name. So, If you ever want to chase your dreams, go ahead and do it, because you might just end up like Cyriak.

Links

Cyriak's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak/videos

Cyriak's Second Channel: www.youtube.com/user/mutatedmonty/featured

Cyriak's Twitter: twitter.com/cyriakharris

What I Fear About The Church of Scientology

        We all know what The Church of Scientology is, and what those in the church have done over the years. They have done some pretty terrible things if you think about it, and it makes you wonder why this religion is still so popular with the famous people of Los Angeles. In fact, here is a list of some of the celebrities who have been, or are still in the Church of Scientology.

• Tom Cruise.
• Micheal Peña.
• Sky Dayton.
• Catherine Bell.
• Isaac Hayes.
• etc.
• I know it's short, I want to get to my main point.

        Scientology has had is name rightfully slandered and dragged through the mud, and it has manipulated and controlled the minds of so many people. This includes Isaac Hayes, who left South Park all because this fucking cancerous "church" told him too. Almost everything the church has done is pretty shitty, and is deserving of every last ounce of ridicule it can get. However, I have a stooping suspicion that the church has something far more insidious hidden up it's sleeve, and it has to do with the town of Tilden, Nebraska (this is where the founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, was born). 

        This is what I thing the Scientologists will do. They will first stockpile 1 billion dollars in cash, which I think they are in the process of doing right now. Then after they have reached that goal, they will use the money in these ways. The Church of Scientology will first remodel L Ron Hubbard's Birth House down to the very last detail, so that it looks exactly like it did during the time he was born, 1911. They will then use the rest of the money to make a massive marble temple with a giant worship room, filled with paintings of the Scientology "Doctrine" and a larger-than-life-sized gold statue of L Ron, front and center, in this Scientology Church. All this will be achieved by the way with the bribing of the Nebraska representatives, and the "removal of those who don't agree with them.

        So, why is this a bad thing. Well, a lot of celebrities are Scientologists, and the Church of Scientology has a lot of power. So once they want to move to a different place, they will move to that place. Then all of the celebrities will move from LA to Tilden, because they want to live with the church. They will build Golf Courses, overly expensive restaurants, and it will become the new Hollywood. With that status as the new Hollywood, Corruption and Debauchery will follow the celebs to Tilden, an then Tilden will become flooded with a bunch of nobodys living in the streets because they couldn't make it big in Tilden, Neberaska. And on top of all this, the Church and it's leaders will use its power to dispose of anyone that doesn't bend over for them.

         My fear is that Tilden will become a place where celebs fester. My fear is that Tilden will become a den of corruption and evil. My fear is that Tilden will become the next biggest Hollywood Shithole in America. My fear is that Tilden will become the next LA. My Fear is that Tilden will become Scientology's New Headquarters.

        Will this actually happen; I don't know. Only time will tell, but for the sake of the hard working people of not only Tilden, but all of Nebraska, I hope that this scenario never, ever plays out.

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