A special message for the Zaegster

WELCOME BACK ZAIGER!!!!!

We're all glad your back and off the smack. So, incase you weren't paying attention, here is how things have been going for us here at ED...

After you got kicked off, Seebeen took over, and then left for no reason. Then that one psycho Conrad took over. He would get into a car crash or something, but he would come back. Then he got arrested in 2020 of last year. Then Aediot took over...

Aediot actually had a history of being a faggot on EDF (he was that paperclip guy who posted shirtless pics of himself on ED) and he came back with your old girlfriend, Adezero. They would later break up, and Ade would later fuck the Gunt. Anyway, Aediot could not run a wiki if his life depended on it, and the site crashed many, many times. Eventually, wil found out that Aediot was trying to sell the site, and we moved from .wiki to .online.

Eventually, we found out even more shit about Jacob (Aediot) like...

>He has his own fantasy land called "Midnight City" where he is king, and has a magical 5 year old "girl" (probably a dickloli) as his side kick.

>He was "raped" as a kid and can't control his own bowel movements, so he just shoves napkins into his Brown Eye of Sauron. These would frequently fall out when Ade mustered up the courage to fuck this thing.

> He can't drive, and had a 16yo boy (known as ashinine here) do his driving. He also SHOWERED WITH THAT BOY AND WOULDN'T DO IT UNLESS ASHY WENT IN THE SHOWER WITH HIM!!!!11

So yeah; Aediot is out, and here are some other things you should know...

>OtterWhiskers is gone; dick picks got dropped.

> That nigger_pussy guy with the huge nipples just got arrested back in feb for child molestation.

>Ade left after Assnapkins the Hutt leaked shit she didn't want leaked.

Anyway; that's just a brief summarization of what I feel you should know. :)

Welcome back zaigy; hope you don't fuck up nothing anymore.

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 6: THE LOLSUIT!!!)

        

        With all of Maddox's plans going awry, and his fans leaving him, you think he would just keep making his podcast and updating his blog instead of going after Dick, who's show would be the same quality as Maddox's, only if Maddox himself didn't give him weeks of material to go off of. However, this message never really got threw to Maddox, as he would soon make the dumbest move in the already retarded slapfight he and dick were in: he filed a lawsuit against Dick, for 360 Million Dollars. 

        And this, all because he couldn't handle being made fun of by a guy who would've been completely and totally irrelevant, if it weren't for the podcast that he, Maddox, created. However, it wasn't just Dick that Maddox was suing. Maddox was suing Dick Masterson's company Foundation Digital, Asterios Kokkinos and his company Weber Shandwick, and the head of Patreon. Besides utter and complete butthurt over Dick fucking his Girlfriend from all those years ago, Maddox also pulls a bunch of other excuses out of his ass, all because he's utterly and completely butthurt over Dick fucking his Girlfriend from all those years ago. 

        He insinuate dick in crimes, he didn't do, demands that Weber Shandwick destroy all of thier computers because Asterios apparently tried to troll him from those computers, sewed ED and Kiwifarms for no goddamn reason, claimed the whole incident gave him PTSD, and even called himself retarded. My description of this lawsuit cannot serve it justice, so here's a PDF of the lawsuit. But, alas, Maddox lost in the end, and with him his mental sanity was thrown into the gutter too. With something to now boost his ego with now, Dick now went back to his life, and maddox never got over it...

        But that's not the end of maddox's autistic story.

Something to think about #1 (maybe)

This might be a hew series I'm doing, but idfk; I'll give an update after I'm done with the newest Maddox shit, but here is just something to think about...

The same people that invented Heroin, Bayer, own Monsanto. Coincidence?

WYYZ REVIEWS: FLAPPY PLANE (FIRST EPISODE!!!)

         So, This is all part of a new series I'm doing called Wyyz Reviews, and for my first Wyyz Review, since 9/11's 20th Anniversary was fairly Recently, I decided, well why not review everyone's favorite 911 based NOT flash game: FLAPPY PLANE!!!

        Little bit of history before we get into this, Flappy Plane forst showed up around late 2015 (probably made by someone at 4chan's /b/ or  /pol/) at flappyplane.net, but was quickly banhammered from the internet by butthurt fags. It eventually rebounded at terrorist.group in 2017 and is still there all those years later.

        Anyway, if you've ever played flappy bird, imagine that but slightly worse. Why, simple: larger hitbox. You graze those twin towers even a little bit, and BAM; you're dead. It's already tough enough being a clone of fucking flappy bird, but the BS hit boxes make it extra worse. The most I ever got on this game was a 3, and it was on mobile.

Conclusion: It's the bs if flappy bird with a terroristic twist; not great, but not terrible. Final Score:(4/10). If you wanna play the game for yourself and gadge your own score out of this game, you can go play it at http://terrorist.group.

I hate Cockleburs

        If you don't know what cockleburs are, their little spike balls that come from bushes in lands with lots of plains, like here in the midwest. Basically, their Mother Natures STD's from Satan, and they fucking suck.

        They just get fucking everywhere, and they're a pain in the ass to take out of you're clothes. If you have a dog or cat, they might get stuck to them too; all the more reasons why these things suck. 

        Basically, their shit and they hurt.

update (9-13-21)

Just a couple quick announcements from me.

First, I promise that I will have part 6 of the Maddox Blogumentary out by Early Saturday Morning, and If I don't then you can give me all the shit in the world for it.

Second, I have a new social media account on a platform called Mumblit so please follow me here (https://www.mumblit.com/WorldWideWebWyyzrd). 

Finally the 2for tuesday is a quarter of the way done, but I promise it will be out by tuesday afternoon/evening.

that's it.

New Series

 I'm gonna start a new series called Wyyz Reviews. Basically, I just review strange internet shit I find or like and give it a review.

That's about it...

Also, have new social media account called mumblit.

https://www.mumblit.com/WorldWideWebWyyzrd

Did the jews really do 9/11?

No; it was the GNAA...

and they did it for the lulz.

I HAVE AN DREAM!!!!!

        Ok, so we ALL KNOW Chris-chan fucked his mom, and is gonna get life in prison for what he did. However. Chris is Chris; he will not want to face the consequences of his actions, and will instead look for the quickest way out off punishment; in this scenario there is only one option chris will take...

Suicide.

        So, this is my plan; if and when he does kill himself; I want a YTMND to be made with a bunch or rapidly dancing anime girls and cats dancing around a golden Ipod with his name on it, while Andrew W K's party hard plays in the background. I want it to SPREAD ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

Bullshit comparisons between ISIS and Q-Anon.

         I know I promised to put out part 6 of the Maddox Blogumentary today, but this has just been getting on my fucking nerves recently.

        So, there seems to be this trend in the media, especially since the 2021 capital riots, to compare the 2021 rioters in the capitol rioter to ISIS. They think that radical government revolutionaries = Dangerous terrorist organization; and while in some cases this may be true, that is absolutely not the case in the capital riots. All these people did was storm the capital, and maybe steal some shit. They never INTENDED for people to get hurt, if was just the radical retards (ON BOTH SIDES MIND YOU) who did the hurting. But the media thinks it's still justifiable to compare people who chop peoples heads of and through people of of balconeys, to dipshits who invaded the capital.

        IDK, the media is just retarded, but what do you expect; that's the media for you

        That's all I gotta say really.

BTW; Please follow the social media plugs.

Social Media

*Parler

*Gab

*Mastadon

    >.social

    >.to

    >.social

    >.online

The 1 year anniversary of my blog.

        Well, it's been 1 year already. It almost feels like yesterday that I made this blog, and it feels like fucking forever since I updated it. It's kind of embarrassing. So much has changed since I started. So much has changed since I started; mostly I got deeply invested into Encyclopedia Dramatica, and neglected my blog for months at a time. Long story short, they all think I'm crazy and I may still lurk there; but anyway...

        I have not accomplished much, and I am really behind on my blog. Setting a goal for myself so that I can get the lastest instalment of my maddox blogumentary out by Saturday early morning.

Also got social shit I need to shill.

>Gab: @Da_Wyyzrd

>Mastadon Social: @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd@mstdn.social

Other than that, yeah happy year anniversary I guess.

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 5: Drama after the end)

 

        Eventually, after a while, Maddox made a video stating the "Real Reasons" the Biggest Problem in the Universe Ended. If you don't want to watch the video, then here is a rundown of the reasons Maddox gave...

• Dick was having a conversation on Reddit where he said that he was only doing the show for fans and money.
• Dick wasn't updating some of the WordPress Plug-ins. 
• Dick was withholding financial records from Maddox.
• Said Pirating the bonus episodes was ok. 
• Dick Created a rape list.

        Maddox even created a private page on his shitty blog where he put all of the bullshit information for his fans to scroll through. There's a password, but you don't need it; all you have to do is hit submit. Also quick sidenote, if you want to comment on the video, and not hve your comment censored, than you can comment on this reupload of the video I uploaded to YouTube (as well as Vimeo and BitChute). 

        Of Course, Dick soon got word of this, and he, resonably, got pretty fucking pissed that Maddox was calling him a rape apologists. Eventually, he aired out the dirty laundry on his podcast "The Dick Show" (on episode 18), saying that all of the roomers were false, and even explained the REAL reason why MADDOX ended the Biggest Problem in the Universe. What happened was on November 1st of 2015, nicknamed "The Red Wedding" by Dick's fans (a wedding Dick and Maddox attended), Dick went home with a woman known as 80's Girl, who Maddox used to date. Maddox got jealous of this, and tried to get more info on what was going on between Dick and 80's Girl. So, Maddox blew up Dick's phone with texts asking him if he slept with 80's Girl. Dick said no, but in reality, he been both dating and sleeping with 80's Girl for almost a year at that point. The result of this was that all of Dick's former friends started to tried to get him off of patreon, got him kicked of of a ucb comedy tradition, and they even tried to harass his family. And from there, the story is internet history...

        What would soon happen after that can only be described as one of the greatest (or gayest, depending on where you stand) slapfights in the history of the internet history. People started questioning what Maddox believed in, Maddox's fans started dropping like flies, his associates (most notably Sean and Asterios) also started leaving. People also decided to go threw the financial records of TBPitU, and they found out that Dick wasn't stealing any money, and that Maddox owed Dick 5.5K Dollars. Maddox also trademarked TBPitU under his name alone, ILLEGALLY, and also threatened to blacklist people form his shit show if they appeared on Dick's less shitty show. One of these incidences was with a woman who used to work on the Biggest Problem in the Universe, who was staying with Maddox at the time. And, when Maddox found out this woman would be on the dick show, he kicked here out of his house. Now wanting this woman to be left on the streets of Los Angeles all alone, Dick invited the woman to stay at his place, and, while she was there, she told Dick that Maddox had been concocting up a plan to get dick arrested by giving false tips to the LAPD that Dick had coke in his house. 

        He also got Dick blocked off twitter, and later, unsuccessfully, tried to get Dick banned off patreon by accusing him of doxing him. Later, when Asterios Kokkinos would leave his sorry ass too, Maddox would respond to this by spreading roomers about him too. On top of this Maddox also got his psycho girlfriend, Metal Jess, to get in on these retarded schemes too. When Metal Jess got involed, she decided to try to call ALL the schools in the School District Dick's Girlfriend 80's Girl, worked at to try to get her fired. 80's Girl later tried to get a restraining order against Metal Jess, and Maddox showed up, dressed in all Black, and even brought evidence to the trail. That evidence, however, just truned out to be screenshots of mean tweets. 

        While all of this was going on, dick was just doing petty shit to get back at Maddox like registering the copyright to his book and redirecting some scam site domain to Maddox's site. However there were two big ones that stood out during this era. During this time, Dick got a friend named Maxwell Kimball to do an impersination of Maddox, whom he called "Madcucks". This Madcucks guy got so popular that he eventually was making more money on patreon. The crown Jewel of all of this is when "Cuckmas Carols" came out. So, Maddox tried to apparently tried to "gain the system" on Itunes by uploading cut up clips of a bonus episode he made, and then tried to sell it as a legit album. It then reached #4 on the Itunes comedy billboard,  but most of the albums were old anyway, and Maddox didn't specifically say it was the Itunes comedy chart. To get back at this, Asterios created an album called "Cuckmas Carols" filled with shitty songs about Maddox being a cuck, and the dick show fans were obsessed enough to prople this song to bring this song to the #1 spot on Itunes for days, and now there's a copy of this shitty revenge album in the library of congress. Madcucks later did the same thing with similar results. Other drama included the candid shilling and the "wat3rgate" as the Dicktards call it, but those aren't as important.

        ...and you'd think there would be no wat for maddox to top this; there would be now way to top threatening to dox someone after crying that's what dick did, and having a fucking Library of Congress album make fun of you for being a cuck; but, eventually, maddox out tdid himself so much, that even his most loyal fans would soon leave him after this...

        ...the one, the only, Dick v Maddox Lolsuit.

>>>>>>>TO BE CONTINUED

Announcements 4/26/21

This isn't gonna be formatted like one of my normal posts, so here I go...

>I'm leaving ED, so I can work more on my blog. I feel as if that will be the best for my mental health, and best for my blog; more time on the blog means more updates to be made.

>I promise I will have the next part of my Maddox Blogumentary out by the end of this week.

>Gonna start a new thing about internet news.

That's basically it. :/

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 4: The Biggest Problem in the Fucking Universe.)

 

        Eventually Maddox stopped being relevant around late 2011---early 2012, so he needed to find a new way of being relevant. So, he decided to create a podcast with one of his friends from Cali, Dick Masterton. For those who don't know, Dick Masterson (AKA Dax Herrera) was a famous troll who went on the Dr. Phil show to promote his book Men are Better than Women. He became friends with Maddox sometime at someplace, and the two of them eventually became friends. They even went to Comic-Con together, which, if you listen to Dick in his later podcast, seems like something only Maddox would be interested in. Anyway, with Dick and his other friend Sean, Maddox started the podcast that lives in infamy: The Biggest Problem in the Universe.

        BTW: before I keep going, I should point out that Dick and Maddox did try doing this in 2012, but that version of The Biggest Problem in the Universe Never actually panned out.

        Anyway, the first episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe came out on may the 20th 2014. This is how the show worked: Dick and Maddox would each bring in some problems, elaborate on why what they brought in was a problem, and then the fans would vote on the Problems, and the person who's problem had the most votes would win. The show was an instant success, and overtime the show would gain a large fanbase of loyal followers, and those fans, were the ones who decided who was the dominant force on the show. Who did the fans choose: Dick Masterson. Almost all of the fans thought Dick was funnier, and while Dick didn't care, Maddox got more and more jealous over this. 

        On top of Maddox's jealousy towards Dick, a lot of Maddox's old edgelord fans started switching to Dick, because of Maddox's new left-wing views. Stuff like, defending punching nazis, saying Islam is a religion of peace, and creating loopholes for pedo's actions. It's also worth noting that, like Bush was a point of attacking during Maddox's rise to popularity, he started going after Donald Trump on the podcast, and even made this retarded video, which he posted to his main channel, where Trump flies into space and turns in to a KKK Member. Some people have created roomers about why Maddox became the way he did, but it's hard to tell since there are so many ways he could've changed.

        Here are some of the things that the podcast had been known for...

• The Apple Challenge.
• The Diet Coke Challenge.
• The Steak Challenge.
• The Wine Challenge.
• Maddox no knowing about Sex.
• Dick Being a Libertarian.
• Sean deleting things.

        And on top of all of that, the Podcast brought in a bunch of funny guest, some of which were returning. One of the returning guests that actually ended up co-hosting the show once was Asterios Kokkinos. The fans were actually pretty split on Asterios, and I personally thought he was ok, but apparently Maddox liked him enough to keep bringing him back.

        The Show kept going, and Maddox kept getting more and more angry with Dick, but the fans were happy. However, Maddox wasn't having it, and the show eventually ended. However, it ended in a way that was suspicious, to say the least. After Maddox Released Bonus Episode 18, and Episode 104, which dick was present for, Maddox released 2 Best of episodes for 105 & 106. Then when 107 finally came around, he said that the show was over, and he thanked everyone involved, except Dick; the cohost of the podcast. Eventually, Dick and Maddox both went their separate ways, and both created their own little Podcacts (Dick creating The Dick Show, and Maddox creating The Best Debate in the Universe). 

        And this should been where all of this ended; two guys have they're own podcasts now, the past is behind them, they can both start their new lives now. However, that wasn't gonna be the case, as Maddox would soon show.

My message to the Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I'm not gonna bullshit this...

I'm sorry if I clogged up your forums and site with faggotry. Maybe telling me to fuck off for a year was a good Idea. I'm sorry I couldn't due my part for ED well, I can except ed quiting me. 

That's all.