Friday, December 31, 2021

New year; New me.

        Well, 2021 is over. Now 2022 is here, and I feel like I need to do more shit with this blog.

        I feel like I got almost nothing done last year cause I pretty much didn't. After I got involved in ED, I pretty much stopped updating this blog for long periods of time. I mean, I'm still not done with the maddox blogumentary, yet I've dicked around at ED enough to make my way into Faggot of the Year. There was also a bunch of other gay shit I did, but Encyclopedia Dramatica was the big one. That cuased me not to do anything with my blog

        But, this year will be different. Not only will I post more on this blog, but I'll even do more on ANOTHER Blog. I made another blog called "Wyyzrd's Conspiracy Corner", and I'll cover conpspiracy shit on that. 

        But anyway, I'm just gonna fuck off from ED (for a while), and live my life on the net with ease.

        Here's to a less stressful 2021...


AND MAY WE ALL HAVE A HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEAR!!!!


 

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Shit I want to try to get.

        Hey there everyone. I know it's passed Christmas, but it's still that kinda christmas season, so, I'm just gonna shoot the shit over what I want, at least on the internet. These are just sites I wanna sign up for, or make shit on; just that kinda stuff.

        Cock.li: I just want to own a personalized email. Having an email like webwyyzrd@dozdiabet.us or webwyyzrd@dozsbuwaff.le or any other variant of email types that aren't pot shots at DodgerofZion. I also want to see if I can make a site with that program, and maybe make my own site.

        Blingee: This IDK how to get into. I tried signing up, but it just keeps redirecting me too the log in page. I just think Blingee is pretty fuckin awesome, and I want to make my own digital holiday cards and stuff.

        Guestbook Site: Just seems like a cool site to get. 

IDK; I don't got much on this.

Friday, December 24, 2021

Updates

Gonna crunch out all I need to get out after tomorow...

Until then, have a Merry Christmas.

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

WYYZ REVIEWS #2: Gayniggers Form Outer Space

         Well, it's official. Wyyz Reviews is gonna be a series. and what better of a thing to review in this series than a movie that is near and dear both to my heart, and the hearts of the communities I run with; 

GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!

        This review is gonna be completely legit too... so yeah, that's a curveball form the usual faggy b/tard shit you see about this movie on Imdb. But anyway, the vig thing about this movie is that you shouldn't really take this movie seriously, because it's not a movie made to be taken seriously. It's just a fun movie for shitlords with a good sense of humor. Other than that the characters are convincing as... well... Gayniggers, lol, but tbh, there's nothing much more to say about this movie; it's not a serious movie but it's a great movie...

        I'm still gonna give it a 10/10 though...

Friday, November 12, 2021

A special message for the Zaegster

WELCOME BACK ZAIGER!!!!!

We're all glad your back and off the smack. So, incase you weren't paying attention, here is how things have been going for us here at ED...

After you got kicked off, Seebeen took over, and then left for no reason. Then that one psycho Conrad took over. He would get into a car crash or something, but he would come back. Then he got arrested in 2020 of last year. Then Aediot took over...

Aediot actually had a history of being a faggot on EDF (he was that paperclip guy who posted shirtless pics of himself on ED) and he came back with your old girlfriend, Adezero. They would later break up, and Ade would later fuck the Gunt. Anyway, Aediot could not run a wiki if his life depended on it, and the site crashed many, many times. Eventually, wil found out that Aediot was trying to sell the site, and we moved from .wiki to .online.

Eventually, we found out even more shit about Jacob (Aediot) like...
>He has his own fantasy land called "Midnight City" where he is king, and has a magical 5 year old "girl" (probably a dickloli) as his side kick.
>He was "raped" as a kid and can't control his own bowel movements, so he just shoves napkins into his Brown Eye of Sauron. These would frequently fall out when Ade mustered up the courage to fuck this thing.
> He can't drive, and had a 16yo boy (known as ashinine here) do his driving. He also SHOWERED WITH THAT BOY AND WOULDN'T DO IT UNLESS ASHY WENT IN THE SHOWER WITH HIM!!!!11

So yeah; Aediot is out, and here are some other things you should know...
>OtterWhiskers is gone; dick picks got dropped.
> That nigger_pussy guy with the huge nipples just got arrested back in feb for child molestation.
>Ade left after Assnapkins the Hutt leaked shit she didn't want leaked.

Anyway; that's just a brief summarization of what I feel you should know. :)
Welcome back zaigy; hope you don't fuck up nothing anymore.

Saturday, November 6, 2021

The Rise and Downfall of Maddox (Part 6: THE LOLSUIT!!!)

        When internet jokes go bad: the Maddox v Dick Masterson lawsuit - YouTube

        With all of Maddox's plans going awry, and his fans leaving him, you think he would just keep making his podcast and updating his blog instead of going after Dick, who's show would be the same quality as Maddox's, only if Maddox himself didn't give him weeks of material to go off of. However, this message never really got threw to Maddox, as he would soon make the dumbest move in the already retarded slapfight he and dick were in: he filed a lawsuit against Dick, for 360 Million Dollars. 

        And this, all because he couldn't handle being made fun of by a guy who would've been completely and totally irrelevant, if it weren't for the podcast that he, Maddox, created. However, it wasn't just Dick that Maddox was suing. Maddox was suing Dick Masterson's company Foundation Digital, Asterios Kokkinos and his company Weber Shandwick, and the head of Patreon. Besides utter and complete butthurt over Dick fucking his Girlfriend from all those years ago, Maddox also pulls a bunch of other excuses out of his ass, all because he's utterly and completely butthurt over Dick fucking his Girlfriend from all those years ago. 

        He insinuate dick in crimes, he didn't do, demands that Weber Shandwick destroy all of thier computers because Asterios apparently tried to troll him from those computers, sewed ED and Kiwifarms for no goddamn reason, claimed the whole incident gave him PTSD, and even called himself retarded. My description of this lawsuit cannot serve it justice, so here's a PDF of the lawsuit. But, alas, Maddox lost in the end, and with him his mental sanity was thrown into the gutter too. With something to now boost his ego with now, Dick now went back to his life, and maddox never got over it...

        But that's not the end of maddox's autistic story.

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Something to think about #1 (maybe)

This might be a hew series I'm doing, but idfk; I'll give an update after I'm done with the newest Maddox shit, but here is just something to think about...

The same people that invented Heroin, Bayer, own Monsanto. Coincidence?

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

WYYZ REVIEWS: FLAPPY PLANE (FIRST EPISODE!!!)

         So, This is all part of a new series I'm doing called Wyyz Reviews, and for my first Wyyz Review, since 9/11's 20th Anniversary was fairly Recently, I decided, well why not review everyone's favorite 911 based NOT flash game: FLAPPY PLANE!!!


        Little bit of history before we get into this, Flappy Plane forst showed up around late 2015 (probably made by someone at 4chan's /b/ or  /pol/) at flappyplane.net, but was quickly banhammered from the internet by butthurt fags. It eventually rebounded at terrorist.group in 2017 and is still there all those years later.

        Anyway, if you've ever played flappy bird, imagine that but slightly worse. Why, simple: larger hitbox. You graze those twin towers even a little bit, and BAM; you're dead. It's already tough enough being a clone of fucking flappy bird, but the BS hit boxes make it extra worse. The most I ever got on this game was a 3, and it was on mobile.

Conclusion: It's the bs if flappy bird with a terroristic twist; not great, but not terrible. Final Score:(4/10). If you wanna play the game for yourself and gadge your own score out of this game, you can go play it at http://terrorist.group.

I hate Cockleburs

        If you don't know what cockleburs are, their little spike balls that come from bushes in lands with lots of plains, like here in the midwest. Basically, their Mother Natures STD's from Satan, and they fucking suck.

        They just get fucking everywhere, and they're a pain in the ass to take out of you're clothes. If you have a dog or cat, they might get stuck to them too; all the more reasons why these things suck. 

        Basically, their shit and they hurt.


Monday, September 13, 2021

update (9-13-21)

Just a couple quick announcements from me.

First, I promise that I will have part 6 of the Maddox Blogumentary out by Early Saturday Morning, and If I don't then you can give me all the shit in the world for it.

Second, I have a new social media account on a platform called Mumblit so please follow me here (https://www.mumblit.com/WorldWideWebWyyzrd). 

Finally the 2for tuesday is a quarter of the way done, but I promise it will be out by tuesday afternoon/evening.

that's it.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

New Series

 I'm gonna start a new series called Wyyz Reviews. Basically, I just review strange internet shit I find or like and give it a review.

That's about it...


Also, have new social media account called mumblit.

https://www.mumblit.com/WorldWideWebWyyzrd

Saturday, September 11, 2021

Saturday, July 31, 2021

I HAVE AN DREAM!!!!!

        Ok, so we ALL KNOW Chris-chan fucked his mom, and is gonna get life in prison for what he did. However. Chris is Chris; he will not want to face the consequences of his actions, and will instead look for the quickest way out off punishment; in this scenario there is only one option chris will take...

Suicide.

        So, this is my plan; if and when he does kill himself; I want a YTMND to be made with a bunch or rapidly dancing anime girls and cats dancing around a golden Ipod with his name on it, while Andrew W K's party hard plays in the background. I want it to SPREAD ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

Bullshit comparisons between ISIS and Q-Anon.

         I know I promised to put out part 6 of the Maddox Blogumentary today, but this has just been getting on my fucking nerves recently.

        So, there seems to be this trend in the media, especially since the 2021 capital riots, to compare the 2021 rioters in the capitol rioter to ISIS. They think that radical government revolutionaries = Dangerous terrorist organization; and while in some cases this may be true, that is absolutely not the case in the capital riots. All these people did was storm the capital, and maybe steal some shit. They never INTENDED for people to get hurt, if was just the radical retards (ON BOTH SIDES MIND YOU) who did the hurting. But the media thinks it's still justifiable to compare people who chop peoples heads of and through people of of balconeys, to dipshits who invaded the capital.

        IDK, the media is just retarded, but what do you expect; that's the media for you

        That's all I gotta say really.


BTW; Please follow the social media plugs.

Social Media

*Parler

*Gab

*Mastadon

    >.social

    >.to

    >.social

    >.online

Thursday, July 15, 2021

The 1 year anniversary of my blog.

        Well, it's been 1 year already. It almost feels like yesterday that I made this blog, and it feels like fucking forever since I updated it. It's kind of embarrassing. So much has changed since I started. So much has changed since I started; mostly I got deeply invested into Encyclopedia Dramatica, and neglected my blog for months at a time. Long story short, they all think I'm crazy and I may still lurk there; but anyway...

        I have not accomplished much, and I am really behind on my blog. Setting a goal for myself so that I can get the lastest instalment of my maddox blogumentary out by Saturday early morning.

Also got social shit I need to shill.

>Gab: @Da_Wyyzrd

>Mastadon Social: @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd@mstdn.social


Other than that, yeah happy year anniversary I guess.

The War on Christmas We Truly Need

            So Recently I went down to my local Walmart down here, and I asked them when they were gonna start rolling out the Christmas Dec...